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BOOKS              RECORDS              OTHER STUFF


BOOKS  BOOKS  BOOKS BOOKS 
All items autographed free on request... bodily fluids extra.
I, A Me-ist or The Portable Board
by Mykel Board

A collection of some of the most outrageous, funny, annoying, sexy, byoa (bring your own adjective) of Mykel Board's columns. Includes a large extract from THREAT BY EXAMPLE.  Introduction by Ben Weasel.

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Cover of I, A Me-ist


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Even A Daughter Is Better Than Nothing
by Mykel Board

Mykel Board's adventures in Outer Mongolia. A New York Shlub in Genghis Khan's court. Funny, and maddening. Despite the machinations of the quest for nookie... Mongolia survives.

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Cover of Even A Daughter...





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Good Advice for Young Trendy People of All Ages edited by Jennifer Blowdryer

Essays from all kinds of people on how to live in the modern world. Includes Mykel 's essay: THE JOY OF DEBT.

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Cover of Good Advice...





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RECORDS and CDs
Beer Is Better Than Girls Are / Crassdriver

ARTLESS hit, adapted from the "10 Ways Beer is Better Than Girls" poster seen all over rural America.

Direct price: $4
Sleeve of BEER IS BETTER THAN GIRLS ARE


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Everything Is Groovy in Sun City / Back in the RSA

KRUGER, RANDY, & THE BLEACHED BOYS is a completely fake South African Surf band made during the apartheid  era. Parody at it's highest... or lowest.

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Cover of Kruger, Randy 7"





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Plugged

ARTLESS' CD, nearly the complete works, plus an edited version of the rare 7" by the pre-Artless band ART. Fold-out inner sleeve.

Direct Price $8
Cover of PLUGGED CD


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Less Rock, More Talk

Spoken word by:
Mykel Board, Noam Chomsky, Tom Leonard, Jello Biarfra, James, Kelman, Penny Rimbaud, Norman Nawrocki, M. Gira, Steve Pottinger, Serme Spew, Peter Plate

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Less Rock, More Talk CD




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GG ALLIN

Hated in The Nation CD

This isn't me, but I'm the first voice you'll hear on it. I produced it for ROIR and was paid in CDs. So I can sell it cheap!

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GG Allin, hated





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Various

World Class Punk

You can get a track listing here.

This isn't me, but I produced it for ROIR and was paid in CDs. So I can sell it cheap!

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World Class Punk CD




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The YOU'LL HATE THIS RECORD Record

A 1983 compilation of the most hated bands in America. The covers show some wear (long storage) . The records are new!
RUBBER PUKE JACKET!
 Features:

1. Mykel Board's ART
2. GG Allin
3. Furry Couch
4. The Fuck Ups
5. The German Shepherds
6. Tina Peel
7. Psychodrama
8. Shockabilly

Direct Price $15


LP: REAL BLACK VINYL 12" 33rpm

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OTHER STUFF
A  FREE AMERICA or a DRUG FREE AMERICA, YOU CAN'T HAVE BOTH!

Bumper Sticker intended to address the libertarian idea that repression is repression, no matter what the propaganda. I thought it was a good idea when I made 'em, but then realized people aren't gonna put them on their cars. It's an invitation to be pulled over!

Direct price:
1 cent 
with any order.

bumper sticker





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OLD PUNKS NEVER DIE, THEY JUST WRITE BOOKS

T-shirt, white on black,  featuring  the cover of  I, A ME-IST. Printed on 2 sides. Large only. 

Direct price $15
Old Punks Never Die t-shirt





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